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Complexity, Automated.

Stop manually auditing websites and checking keywords. Automate your SEO with precision tools that run 24/7. Highly competent. Unapologetically technical.

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API-First Architecture
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Why SomewhatBot exists

Most tools give you dashboards.

We give you decisions.

SomewhatBot started as an internal automation system inside an agency. When it worked internally, we opened it up.

No noise. No bloated features. Just systems that surface opportunity.

HOW IT WORKS
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Focused insights

One clear output at a time. No tabs. No distractions.

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Opportunity signals

We highlight gaps competitors miss—not vanity metrics.

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Action-ready output

Insights are stored, reusable, and easy to execute on.

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Intelligence
streaming live.

Watch real users uncovering content gaps, volume spikes, and audience personas in real-time.

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LAB STATUS

A growing automation lab

Built to solve real agency bottlenecks

  • Used internally on live client work
  • Systems graduate from private → public
  • Tools stay opinionated, not bloated
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Keyword & Opportunity Analysis

Automates the manual research typically done by expensive SEO agencies. Surfaces competitors, gaps, and easy wins.

IN DEVELOPMENT
  • Website SEO auditsIn Progress
  • LLM visibility (ChatGPT, Claude)
  • Content conversion diagnostics
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Built by people who deploy this for clients

This isn't a theoretical SaaS. It's the exact production stack we use to automate growth for 7-figure agencies.

TRUSTED OPERATORS GLOBALLY

"Finally, a tool that understands intent, not just volume. Game changer."

Liam O'ConnorDublin, Ireland

"The keyword clustering saved me hours of manual sorting."

Sarah JenkinsLondon, UK

"Incredible depth of data. The gap analysis is spot on."

Raj PatelMumbai, India

"My content strategy has never been sharper. Grazie!"

Elena RossiRome, Italy

"Precise, fast, and actionable. Exactly what I needed."

Kenji TanakaTokyo, Japan

"Uncovered niches I didn't even know existed."

Maria GonzalezMadrid, Spain

"Efficiency at its finest. A must-have for SEOs."

Hans MuellerBerlin, Germany

"The insights are gold. My traffic is up 40%."

Sophie DuboisParis, France

"Finally, a tool that understands intent, not just volume. Game changer."

Liam O'ConnorDublin, Ireland

"The keyword clustering saved me hours of manual sorting."

Sarah JenkinsLondon, UK

"Incredible depth of data. The gap analysis is spot on."

Raj PatelMumbai, India

"My content strategy has never been sharper. Grazie!"

Elena RossiRome, Italy

"Precise, fast, and actionable. Exactly what I needed."

Kenji TanakaTokyo, Japan

"Uncovered niches I didn't even know existed."

Maria GonzalezMadrid, Spain

"Efficiency at its finest. A must-have for SEOs."

Hans MuellerBerlin, Germany

"The insights are gold. My traffic is up 40%."

Sophie DuboisParis, France

"Saves me so much time on competitive research."

David KimSeoul, South Korea

"The interface is sleek and the data is robust."

Emily ChenToronto, Canada

"Best investment for my agency this year."

Lucas SilvaSao Paulo, Brazil

"Simple to use but powerful under the hood."

Anna PetrovMoscow, Russia

"Helped us dominate local search terms effortlessly."

Ahmed HassanCairo, Egypt

"Love the clean design and the deep insights."

Chloe SmithSydney, Australia

"A solid tool for serious content marketers."

Johan vd BergCape Town, SA

"The only keyword tool I actually enjoy using."

Michael JohnsonNew York, USA

"Saves me so much time on competitive research."

David KimSeoul, South Korea

"The interface is sleek and the data is robust."

Emily ChenToronto, Canada

"Best investment for my agency this year."

Lucas SilvaSao Paulo, Brazil

"Simple to use but powerful under the hood."

Anna PetrovMoscow, Russia

"Helped us dominate local search terms effortlessly."

Ahmed HassanCairo, Egypt

"Love the clean design and the deep insights."

Chloe SmithSydney, Australia

"A solid tool for serious content marketers."

Johan vd BergCape Town, SA

"The only keyword tool I actually enjoy using."

Michael JohnsonNew York, USA
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This is not another
SEO tool.

Most tools sell you complexity to justify their price tag. We sell you the outcome.

We don't sell dashboards.
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We don't sell subscriptions you forget.
You get one insight.
When you need it.
That's it.

Built for people who want
clarity, not complexity.

Free to use. One insight per day.