MISSION_LOG

We build machines that think.

SomewhatBot isn’t just a tool suite. It’s an automation philosophy. We believe human creativity is scarce and should never be wasted on repetitive data crunching.

ORIGIN

Born in the Trenches

SomewhatBot started as an internal skunkworks project inside a high-volume SEO agency. Our analysts were drowning in spreadsheets, manually checking SERPs, and formatting reports. We built scripts to save their sanity.

Scaled by Code

Those scripts evolved into complex n8n workflows, then into a unified neural engine. We realized that what worked for us—precision, no-fluff data, and speed—was exactly what the market was missing.

The Mission

To democratize enterprise-grade intelligence. We give solo founders and small teams the same analytical firepower as Fortune 500 marketing departments, at a fraction of the cost.

CORE_VALUES
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Privacy First

We analyze public data, not your private secrets. Your strategies remain yours.

Radical Speed

Latency is the enemy. We optimize every query to run in milliseconds, not minutes.

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Utility Over Hype

We don't sell AI buzzwords. We sell tools that output actionable JSON and reports.